There are gifts for men. And then there are manly men gifts. Countless gift guides for the men in your life offer up the same neckties and tool sets and tasteful leather belts. And don’t get us wrong: We’re classy people, too. We like only the finest T-shirt a Savile Row tailor recommends, and anything themed for whiskey.

But this is a guide to the manliest gifts made for man men, menly objects ranging from the most classic of man totems to the most ridiculously hypermasculinized. Welcome to the red-hot tropics of the manosphere. Mere regular soap will not do when soap with the word “men” on it also exists. No mere shaving for us, when shaving can be aggressive. Enjoy

For more men-themed gifts for man-themed men, check out our Gifts for Outdoorsy People, our Gifts for Dads Who Don’t Need Anything, and Gifts for Golfers. Also, don’t forget Mom. After all, she’s tattooed on your bicep.

Updated March 2025: We’ve added the Leaf Thorn and the Geoff Feder K-Tip Chef Knife.

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